In anticipation of "Wi-Fi Wipe-Down," company urges people to reduce amount of useless information posted online
PARSIPPANY, N.J., April 1, 2013 /PRNewswire/ — Macrosoft's April Fools' Webpage and Video presents a lighthearted spoof that the Internet is slowing down at an exponential rate due to the rise of social media's bit proliferation clogging the digital pathways.
After an exhaustive analysis, Macrosoft's professional research team has concluded the Internet is slowing down at an exponential rate due to the rise of social media's bit proliferation clogging the digital pathways. If this problem is not addressed the Internet could freeze.
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Dr. Edward Sable, President of Macrosoft, has announced, "Macrosoft is the lead architect for Wi-Fi Wipe-Down, coordinating hundreds of companies during this Internet cleanup effort."
All computer users should prepare for the Wi-Fi Wipe-Down during a 24-hour worldwide Internet shut down April 1st, during which digital dust may shoot out of the Internet devices that have not been disconnected.
Macrosoft urges people to reduce the amount of useless bits by suggesting people grow up and stop caring about other people's opinions, reduce the amount of selfies and vague statuses and above all no more videos of pets.
Remember unplug your computers April 1st.
Macrosoft:
With a 20-year history, Macrosoft a New Jersey technology company takes its clients and work very seriously but still finds time to have some fun while doing it. If you like this message, you may enjoy our important announcements from previous years.
- 2011 Converting to Metric Time
- 2012 Gravitrack – Conserve Earth's Gravity
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